The Quest

My phone is dying!
Nowhere to charge it

But I shall not quit

For I am trying

To type a poem

As I roam

Where is the cord to plug it in?

To lose that would be a sin!

Ah ha! It is found!

Now I am bound

To find an outlet somewhere

Out there

Or in here?

For I fear

At 5 percent is the power at 

Drat!

Wait! 

Behold! An outlet unused!

I am so enthused!

To finally have my quest at an end

Now to find wifi so I can send

This poem, what there is none?

Oh, fun!

Another quest to be made

My energy begins to fade

Hey! A coffee shop where I will find a muffin to eat

And wifi what a treat!

Ah bliss

But something is amiss 

Oh yeah, I have other stuff to do today

So I am off on my way

And I pray

To have time for my dream

Of eating coconut ice cream! 

Bird wants in

  

Hey, you! Human! Let me in!

Don’t look at me with that stupid grin

Yeah, you heard

Listen to this bird

I’m sick of being outside

While in there you hide

You don’t look so tough

Don’t give me any guff

So open up now!

Before that silly cat comes back

And I end up cat chow

I don’t want any flack

Would also like to give your bagel a peck if you don’t mind

So be kind

Or deep in bird poo your car you shall find! 

I hate golf

  

Golfing I hate

That is my mental state

For this game

And look this bird feels the same!

The parrots revenge

  

I got my revenge Hee hee!

Good luck trying to find button number three!

Emoji Poem

I am a happy nerd 🤓
Free as a bird 🐥

As a web of words I weave🕸

While time goes by⌛️

And I eat a French fry 🍟

I leave👣

This poem, I hope to paint 🎨

A smile on your face 😀

I am no saint 😈

But I think 🤔

I need a drink 🍺

As I type at a good pace 🏃

But nevertheless this has to stop before my brain does pop like a balloon 🎈

Till next time I wave bye bye see you soon! 👋

Chalk drawing by Amanda Creek

Amazing things can be done that are worthwhile 

Especially if they make one smile! 

  

For the oddball

  

You are a combination of all things strange

But never try to change

For I like that you are odd

And love raw peas from the pod

You may be weird

And high strung geared

Would not have you any other way

Never change I pray

That’s all I have to say 

The Rejector

I’m not going anywhere near 
To be perfectly clear

The subject 

Yes I reject

And will continue to neglect 

What about we must talk

Mentally far off I walk

Close my ears

Ignore your tears

Do not care about your pain

As I leave you screaming in the rain

I will not lift a finger

Or even linger 

On the thought of helping 

As you are developing 

Into what I do not wish to see

Refuse to understand or try to comprehend

Would rather see you bend

And break

For the sake 

Of my pride

Will force you to hide

Never by your side

For guilty you are

As you raise the bar

Of being true to yourself 

Which is something I fear

Wish you would keep it hidden on some shelf

Stay away, don’t come near

I don’t want the truth at all

Would rather see you fall

Rejection from me is all you will get 

As you move on and let

Yourself be true

To you

Wallace & Gromit contraptions

Wallace and Gromit for the love of cheese!

I hope to see more animations like these

No violence or a bad word

Just wonderfully absurd

Watched

I feel the eyes
That I despise

Watching me

Can’t get free

From the constant gaze

As I am trapped in a maze

And if I get caught today

A tragedy will be this game I play

A mental cat and mouse, is worth the cost?

Will my chance at freedom be lost?

The answer is it already has been

If I give up, so I hide in plain sight unseen

I the prey

So far will stay

One step ahead of my foe 

This is all I know 

Forever the game will not last

The dye is cast

So win or lose

This is the path I choose